This one should be called a random hole...

But really there's no doom, just talk of, and brace yourself, Jesse's organic 'eggs' and Knight Rider and more.

This week we begin with some pertinent end-of-life-planning information which somehow segues into talk of powdering 'eggs' which goes off the track fast. Soon Jesse is waxing nostalgic about Kit from Knight Rider and Jenn daydreams about David Hasselhoff's hair.

Finally after six years of air time they cover the week's AI-related headlines. Kind of.

Apologies to all of the storied, steadfast, legit journalists whose hard work is now associated with baby powder and nuts.

And before the close, Jesse reveals the greatest website ever known to humankind.

Article Links:

Knight Rider, Wikipedia

Musky's Grok being added to car dashboards

Ask Jeeves is GONE

The Greatest Website Ever Known to Humankind - and not for bubble-blowing babies!

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:03

Fucking clankers. Fucking clankers. Fucking clinkers.

SPEAKER_01 0:15

Punch you punch you punch you punch. Not you, Jesse. I'm punching the bucket of chicken. I'm ready for my green burial, sir.

SPEAKER_02 0:23

I don't want Jen and I just did another. We did a uh potential murder podcast. Uh a mystery. If you want to crime one, yeah. And uh I was talking about. Have you read those stories where um I guess you can uh you can get cremated now and they mix your ashes in with uh like the like a tree? Yeah, they plant the yeah, yeah. I want that. That's what I thought you were talking about.

SPEAKER_01 0:49

Yeah, they have like pod burials, that's what they call them. I think they make you into a pod, your bod into a pod with a tree, and up you go.

SPEAKER_02 0:59

In the words of Jimmy Dale Gilmore, just throw my bones out in some outwall hall. Okay, oh, I love that. We gotta get you listening to some Jimmy Dale Gilmore. Funny thing, what Jimmy Dale Gilmore is a very famous Texas musician. He was with the Flatlanders uh back in the day. Jimmy Del Gilmore is also in the Big Lebowski, really, yeah. But he's the where Walter's like, Smokey, you're over the line, but he doesn't sing in the Big Lebowski. No, he just he just plays another bowling guy. He's like, Well, Walter, I'm gonna have to call the league. And that's really how that's really Jimmy Del Gilmore. It's I thought I was like, when I saw that, I was like, is that Jimmy Del Gilmore? And yes, it is.

SPEAKER_01 1:41

Wow, that is so interesting.

SPEAKER_02 1:44

I'm gonna get you. Uh I'll get you, I'm gonna get you on this weird Texas music up here.

SPEAKER_01 1:48

Yes, you should. Oh, I can't wait. This is so funny. So there's a lot of doom happening in AI, and it's kind of fun to watch because it feels like the whole industry is imploding, you know. Sam Altman's like, eh eh, I want to scan your irises, god damn it, make the world cry free.

SPEAKER_02 2:07

I'm at a company where you scan irises, you know, and I'm like at your basketball-sized camera. I'm not doing shit where you have to scan my iris, you know.

SPEAKER_01 2:18

Either that is fucking weird.

SPEAKER_02 2:20

It's bad enough that I have to use it.

SPEAKER_01 2:21

I think it's a fetish. Maybe he has bad enough.

SPEAKER_02 2:24

I have to use fetish. Yeah, oh yeah. Well, you know, I've never heard of that one, but I'm not saying that's not real.

SPEAKER_01 2:32

I'm not either.

SPEAKER_02 2:32

I it's bad enough. I have to use my fingerprint to open my dopey phone.

SPEAKER_01 2:36

I know. Same, same.

SPEAKER_02 2:38

I'm swearing, I'm gonna do my face though. I'm gonna tell you right now, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not doing that. I'm gonna tell you right now that um I'm going, I'm straight up gonna go back to where you just flip that thing open.

SPEAKER_01 2:50

Oh, I would love that.

SPEAKER_02 2:52

Um I'm gonna get a I'm gonna get a phone put in this house like the old days.

SPEAKER_01 2:57

Yeah, with the little curly thing. Oh my god, we can totally sit on the phone and talk.

SPEAKER_02 3:03

Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna get one where you where you where you spin the dial. Oh yeah, I'm not I'm not even gonna get the push buttons.

SPEAKER_01 3:10

Oh god, I can hear the sound of it now. Yeah, we can talk on the phone until our parents tell us get the get off the phone.

SPEAKER_02 3:17

That's exactly what we're gonna do.

SPEAKER_01 3:20

Yeah, I'm on the phone with Jen. I'm on the phone. We're doing homework. God, stop calling okay. I bet you let me let me use my third eye right now. The first story is gonna be from Victor Tangerman, futurism.

SPEAKER_02 3:43

Well, we're not quite there yet, but Jen, do you know why I don't hike? Why? Okay, we we just we we again we just did like a a mystery murder podcast, and Jen likes to go hike, and I I go all the time by myself with a personal beacon, apparently.

SPEAKER_01 4:06

It's a new thing I'll be getting.

SPEAKER_02 4:08

We weren't everybody was trying to get me to always go hiking in LA when I lived out there, and uh, so we had to, and I was like, I was like, you know, might might be fun to go out and you know, club in nature and like you know, yeah, just just and just not see that the that shit from like the 405, you know what I mean? Yeah, like so. Did you do it there? So uh we went to we had to go shoot something one day, like kind of out in the woods. You mean film shoot, not with a gun. No, not with a gun.

SPEAKER_01 4:40

We were like, I just had to clarify you're from Texas.

SPEAKER_02 4:42

We were, yeah, we were well, I mean, I have, yeah, no, yeah, I'm glad you're shooting film. We were we were we were shooting film. And um, so uh we went out and we went into the into the woods up, you know where you know where Griffith Park is. Yes, you know, the old zoo, yeah, and you know, the observatory and all that. So we're out in the woods, okay. And uh we're out shooting this little thing that we gotta shoot. And uh we're about to wrap up, and I start hearing this noise, okay, and it's getting louder and louder, you know what I mean? And I'm just like, I'm like, what is that? There must have been three million killer bees fly over the the canopy, uh you know what I mean? Like, and it was like 747 loud when they were going over, and I was crouched down by a tree, and I was like going, I'm gonna get killer bead to death, you know what I mean? And yeah, the whole swarm went over and just you know, oh and so uh I was like uh that and like all the weirdness that you know I'd I'd already been through in the woods messed screwing around in Texas when I was younger, you know, floating down the floating down the Angelina River, and like uh, you know, there's alligators, they could have just like chomped you, chomped us at any moment, you know. You know, but we were Jesse's stupid and slightly drunk.

SPEAKER_01 6:18

Serious question here. What happened to the killer bee timeline?

SPEAKER_02 6:24

I know it was like a huge thing, and then for like a summer, like nobody talks about like Woody Chan Clan had a song, you know. I mean, it was a huge thing, yes, and they were always like killer bees, you know, it's like, yeah, and then like uh nobody talks about killer bees. I know, but they were real. I saw them, I heard them. I was like, uh, and that was that's one of the few times in my life when I was like, I'm going to die, and it's gonna be horrible. Yeah, so so I'm like, uh, I'm like uh I'm not gonna push my book any more than I already have, you know. It's I I'm lucky right now to exactly to be here, to to be here, not have been chomped or stung to death because I've done some dumb shit.

SPEAKER_01 7:11

So and so you don't have to add to that.

SPEAKER_02 7:15

Yeah, I'm just gonna. So it's your first story about hype. I'm just gonna ride this uh this podcast thing and uh solving these mysteries out, you know, from a distance, and yeah, you can behind a mic. You can be our uh our our our our age field, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:33

And I am, I feel like the legend how of our team because art bell slash jesse, because I find shit on the trail. Sometimes ghosts follow me home. And the other day, I still don't know what happened to me on South Table Mountain. I I feel like something hijacked my brain, and I started going on this side trail that wasn't even marked, and I didn't even realize how long I followed it, and I was by myself on the mountaintop, and I found these like out of the blue, these old clothes.

SPEAKER_02 8:11

Jen sent me these weird pictures, y'all.

SPEAKER_01 8:13

And I was like, And a piece of what are you? Where are you? What are you doing? And a piece of white bone that was as like half as big as my feet. Like, is this our femur? Is this a femur?

SPEAKER_02 8:25

Yeah, sure. Why not? I I guess I don't know. Uh yeah, it fucking scared me. I'm not a fucking doctor. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 8:31

That scared me, and I cannot find like I found more deaths than I knew happened on South Table Mountain because I was up at two in the morning, I couldn't let this go. And I'm like, who died here? Was it a homeless man that died? And why are his things still here? And should I put flowers here? And my guides are like, stay the fuck away from it, just stay away from that spot.

SPEAKER_02 8:52

I think I'm glad that they're talking some sense to you from the astral plane or whatever.

SPEAKER_01 8:58

Because like they're like, You are dancing with the demons.

SPEAKER_02 9:02

I'm such a buzzkill when it's like after she comes back from hiking, she'll send me like these weird pictures of like, I was up here and like I think I saw a dragon, and like I, you know, and and I'm just like, uh, I'm like, what are you doing? I know, but you know, it's that's it's an experience. That's who she is. That's how exactly it I love it. You know, I and you you gotta respect that, and gotta you gotta be you.

SPEAKER_01 9:28

You gotta be gotta be. We got we all gotta be us.

SPEAKER_02 9:32

I'm gonna stay here in my house. Top of this hill and still surround by dogs see dick road. So yeah, here you are. Uh-uh. I ain't going out there no more. I already already been. With your flip phone. I've already been. I've already seen, I've already seen weird shit. I'm done.

SPEAKER_01 9:50

You haven't even shared with us the weird shit.

SPEAKER_02 9:52

So that'll be another uh one day when we when we start talking about more supernatural stuff, because I've seen some weird shit. Yeah, I can't wait to hear it because it's always me. I look like the weirdy. There's no I'm I'm I I've I'm I have witnessed, and uh, I did not like some of it at all, which is why I don't want to witness anymore.

unknown 10:13

Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 10:13

You're like a perpetual salt circle. You have a belt that's like soaked in salt crystals so that they can't even reach out to you.

SPEAKER_02 10:21

Me and the dogs just walk around the house and I just dump Morton's salt out everywhere. Like, stay the fuck out of here. Okay, is your first story about um my first story is from uh something.

SPEAKER_01 10:35

Uh we're six hours in. Our first story is the narrator says he's never telling the story.

SPEAKER_02 10:42

From Alina Maria Stan the other day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's become our new hero. I don't know where. Oh, I'm on the next web again. That's fine. Okay. Every AI company now wants to ride shotgun. The car dashboard is becoming the last screen that matters. Oh, oi, vey. Okay. Grok is coming to Apple Car. Okay, first off, why would Apple let groc be in a in it? You know, I don't understand. Okay. Well, okay. Grok is coming to Apple CarPlay after iOS 26.4. Isn't that just isn't grok just a thing that you just like make weird memes on Twitter? Pretty much. Yeah. 26.4 after iOS 26.4. We opened the platform to third-party AI chatbots for the first time. Joining chat GPT, Perplexity, Claude, and Gemini in a race for the car dashboard. Jesus. Hey Tony, how you like your new uh your new suburban? It was great since I ripped all that GPS shit out of it. Yep. Everybody should listen to Tony Soprano. I swear to God. Yes, yes, they should. Move Marx XAI's first deployment of grok outside the Musk ecosystem. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 12:08

First off, that's what I don't even like to think about a Musk. That just sounds like ecosystem. That sounds so gross.

SPEAKER_02 12:17

Musk ecosystem.

SPEAKER_01 12:18

It sounds like something I need to spray baby powder on.

SPEAKER_02 12:22

Yeah, it's like uh like remember uh before I guess it they found out that it it caused cancer, and like everybody would just you just put the talc everywhere. Yeah, and you call, yeah. I mean, dudes would do that. Yeah, no, so the chick chicken. We were like, uh, we were like, uh I I'm not gonna go into specifics. We were like, this is gonna make me smell fresh. Um I don't think it worked, but I mean, I'm glad they found out that like uh I'm glad they found out that we shouldn't do that anymore.

SPEAKER_01 12:54

Stop it! Oh my god, I wasn't gonna go there this week. Now I need to spray us.

SPEAKER_02 12:59

You just suddenly got it, just you just suddenly, you know, you just you just suddenly got these two white.

SPEAKER_01 13:04

Uh I'm not gonna it all just smells like old play-doh.

SPEAKER_02 13:08

Yeah, it's suddenly like a fucking it's all it's it's suddenly just like uh it's it's like the it's like two eggs, you know what I mean? Fresh from the farm.

SPEAKER_01 13:20

It's not though, it's not no unless they're different colors, it's not it's really not. There's not an organic farm.

SPEAKER_02 13:27

Yeah, one's a little blue, one's a little gray. Yeah, yeah. It's it's not though. It's it never it never family show, Jesse.

SPEAKER_01 13:35

We're really shaping ourselves into a family show, so stop it.

SPEAKER_02 13:39

I know, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01 13:40

Um wait, so tell us more about the dashboard. Uh they're letting the okay, so they're letting dumb grok in the car.

SPEAKER_02 13:48

All right, gross the groc iOS app now contains a placeholder that reads grok voice mode coming soon to car play. It is a single line of interface text, and it means that Elon Musk's AI chatbot is about to follow chat GPT and perplexity into the car dashboards. Of I'd also like to apologize to Alina Maria Stan for the tangent I just went on. No, uh uh no offense. Uh thank you for your thank you for your thank you for your important reporting.

SPEAKER_01 14:26

Uh so much more you deserve.

SPEAKER_02 14:29

These are my problems, they're they're not yours. You seem lovely. Um, you should stop digging the hole. Chatbot apps to run natively inside CarPlay for the first time. Chat GBT launched on CarPlay on 31st March. Why do you need this goddamn thing in your car? You don't. Uh you know, it's like, what are you doing? What do you what are you what are you what are you doing?

SPEAKER_01 14:57

Why why do you need it in your car? It's a hindrance. I thought they wouldn't let us watch a DVD from the driver's scene. Yeah, well, I mean, so why the hell can we have a chat box?

SPEAKER_02 15:08

Oh, you know what? How is this safe? Everybody, I I bet these I all these people are like, it's gonna be just like night rider. They're trying to like make it night rider.

SPEAKER_01 15:18

It's not, it's the narrator says it's not like night rider.

SPEAKER_02 15:23

Yeah, it it it it's it's never gonna be night rider, okay?

SPEAKER_01 15:28

It'll never be night rider. Now I sound like the ancient aliens people, you're never alone.

SPEAKER_02 15:39

Michael.

SPEAKER_01 15:40

Okay, do we do all that one? I I feel like we don't have to go any further with that. I don't want you to talk about your eggs anymore.

SPEAKER_02 15:51

Michael, should I launch super pursuit mode?

SPEAKER_01 15:57

I kind of miss that.

SPEAKER_02 15:58

Michael, we're in a new town.

SPEAKER_01 16:00

He had really good hair. Really good hair.

SPEAKER_02 16:04

The whole show was just like it was like it was like Michael Knight shows up in a new town, yeah, and there's a hot girl he needs to say. Of course, yeah, that's that's literally the whole show. I loved it. There's magic to that. Oh my god, I still have my kit kit. Do you remember? Okay, do you remember? Knight Rider was big, okay. Yes, and so um there was a cliffhanger where like uh like Night Rider had to go up against the big truck, Goliath, you know? Yeah, it was like uh and it was uh I remember that. But it it was it was a dude, it was like uh Michael Nines like double, like but he had a mustache, so that made him evil. Yeah, yeah. He was like evil hassle hall, and so uh yeah, and so uh uh uh so the truck like hit Kit and Michael head on, and like it's it it's you know fucked it all up, you know, because it's a big truck. And uh and Goliath made this like roaring noise, like with the horn, you know, like it smacks him. But then they had a thing that were like, if you if you uh if you if you send in like a uh self-addressed envelope to this thing, you know, we'll send you like like they it uh they called it the kit kit, and it was like uh it was the specific, it was the specs for like night rider, you know.

SPEAKER_01 17:34

Whoa, yeah, I'm oh my god. And when you prepared it, it said, drink more oval teen.

SPEAKER_02 17:41

I mean, it was basically a pamphlet. You just fold it out and it was like showed you like the car from every angle, and like this is where the like turbo boost is, and all this, you know. But I mean, like, I mean, yeah, when you're 10 years old, I was like homeless.

SPEAKER_01 17:54

That's so cool. I got the plans for night rider, you know, you know. There are listeners out there that would not believe that you sent in proof of purchase for like Kool-Aid and you would get the coolest stuff back. It's like my brother did this, my older brother, and we got this picture, this picture for Kool-Aid that looked like the Kool-Aid guy for free. They sent toys for free. All we had to do is send them the proof of purchases.

SPEAKER_02 18:21

If you bought so much Kool-Aid, you got cool stuff. I know. If you opened up the cereal box, there was a cool toy in there. I know.

SPEAKER_01 18:29

Hell, even cracker jacks would hook you up, you know. Oh, I loved it, and the toys used to be really good, they weren't crappy skin tattoos. Yeah, yeah, it was fun. Well, that was a good one. Okay, doom hole. That one, we didn't ding a dinga.

SPEAKER_02 18:45

Doom hall, doom hole, stay out of cars, musk. Keep your musk out of my car. Exactly. Your musk.

SPEAKER_01 18:58

I feel like there's not enough car air pressure. Vanilla Rome, you need like three vanilla trees. You'd have to do that. Yeah, you need like three of them to get rid of the musk. Someone should invent that. Like a vanilla robot tree that like blocks the bullshit from the blocks musk, yeah. Anything musky, anything musky. It just smell like musky, man.

SPEAKER_02 19:26

It just smells like talcum powder. Telling you. This is from the register, which is new on our show. Um, they've they're loving it. Oh, welcome to the show.

SPEAKER_01 19:37

Really, it's a classy, it's a classy operation we run here. Yeah, welcome aboard.

SPEAKER_02 19:44

Thanks for stumbling in. Hold on to your hats and glasses and whatever, your eggs, and whatever I say has nothing to do with your article. I love your reporting. Thank you. Um, okay, this is from Simon Sharwood. Okay. Uh, I found this to this is a special interest story, Jen. I found this to be really sad.

SPEAKER_01 20:03

Oh, oh no.

SPEAKER_02 20:04

Okay, I'm raising myself.com, former home of search butler Jeeves, closes just as conversational search comes back. No. How many of you out there are familiar with Ask Jeeves? Who has asked Jeeves the question in the past? I'm raising my hand. Jen and I are both raising our hand, obviously.

SPEAKER_01 20:28

Calibe's raising her paw.

SPEAKER_02 20:31

Uh no, she's looking out the window like a weirdo.

SPEAKER_01 20:35

That was a joke. She's looking at Bigfoot who's out there raising his paw.

SPEAKER_02 20:40

Yeah, oh yeah. You know, that that's a possibility.

SPEAKER_01 20:44

Possibility.

SPEAKER_02 20:51

In the mid-1990s, search engine designers settled on the user interface that dominates to this day, a text box into which users enter text and a resulting list of websites. Then came Garrett Gruner, David Warthen, and Gary Chevsky, who together devised Ask Jeeves, a search engine that offered the chance to ask natural language questions to a cartoon character that looked like a butler. Kids, if you uh if you're not, if if you're not, if you're not old enough to have ever asked Jeeves a question, you literally felt like uh you you felt like uh you were in that what's that what's that dumb book where uh they're out on the like Long Island or whatever, and like uh you know what I'm talking about?

SPEAKER_01 21:45

Well, with your description, I don't know why I can't place it.

SPEAKER_02 21:48

Yeah, you know, uh uh and that that dude uh is rich and like likes that girl. Oh uh uh you know what I'm talking about? Are you talking about Fantasy Island?

SPEAKER_01 21:59

What Is it a TV show?

SPEAKER_02 22:01

Welcome to Fantasy Island.

SPEAKER_01 22:03

I get to be the short guy.

SPEAKER_02 22:05

Oh, you know that thing they made us read it in uh you had to read it in high school. Yeah, you know. What it's uh oh, you know, I don't know. Yeah, you do. They made movies about it. They did. The first one was Robert Redford, and then it was uh and then it was uh Leonardo DiCaprio. God, I have no clue. Gatsby, the great Gatsby, that thing, yeah. You felt like the great Gatsby.

SPEAKER_01 22:34

That was a lot of work for a great Gatsby reference. My head.

SPEAKER_02 22:39

Hey, look, um, yeah, uh um, I grew up on a dirt road. I don't I don't know shit about any of that. You know, I read that book and I was like, who are the what we felt I know these people are fancy, but anyway, that's how you felt when you used Ask Jeeves. You felt fancy.

SPEAKER_01 22:55

You know what I would have said? I felt like Richie Rich.

SPEAKER_02 22:59

How rich can you get?

SPEAKER_01 23:02

I so I totally set you up for that.

SPEAKER_02 23:04

Oh, Ask Jeeves, rest in peace. Ask Jeeves is gone, everyone. Like, you know what? There's no bell for that. We're gonna do a live test right now, okay? Yeah, because Jen, I need to know if the greatest website that's ever been on the internet still exists. So we're gonna do it right now, okay. Do it. Okay, hold on. Let me type it in. Oh, wait, no, it may be.NET. It's like that old.

SPEAKER_01 23:36

Oh, yeah. I I think it probably is.

SPEAKER_02 23:39

Yes, it's still there, still exists, Jen. Are you familiar with real ultimatepower.net? No, okay. What Jen, so what do you have your computer there? Yes, I need you to type in real ultimate power.net right now.

SPEAKER_01 24:01

Okay, wait, real all together, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:05

All together. Real ultimate power.net.

SPEAKER_01 24:09

Okay, I'm in. Oh my god, are you ready to get bumped?

SPEAKER_02 24:15

Well, are you?

SPEAKER_01 24:16

I am okay. Well, tell us click yes if yes. Click click no if you're a little baby. Are you shitting me? The official ninja web page.

SPEAKER_02 24:28

Yes, real ultimatepower.net is still on the internet, it's been on here for like 25 years.

SPEAKER_01 24:35

Oh, this is the ad bookmark right now.

SPEAKER_02 24:38

You have to it's literally the if anyone out there has never been to real ultimatepower.net, please treat yourself. Okay, this is we can't have Jeeves anymore, but I'm happy to report with Jen as my witness, that we still have the official ninja webpage.

SPEAKER_01 24:59

Here's the three facts ninjas are mammals. Ninjas fight all the time. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. Why do I hear the actor from Napoleon Dynamite when I read those?

SPEAKER_02 25:16

It really does kind of yeah, it does feel like if they made a movie of this, that's who I would cast.

SPEAKER_01 25:22

Testimonial.

SPEAKER_02 25:24

Do you want to read the testimonial? Testimonial. Ninjas can kill anyone they want. Ninjas cut off heads all the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out all the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon, the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

SPEAKER_01 26:01

And that's what I call real ultimate power.

SPEAKER_02 26:08

This guy's a genius. I swear to God.

SPEAKER_01 26:11

I'm gonna I'm gonna go back, Jesse, and say I'm a baby. Because it said click yes if yes. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:18

You know what? No, if you I can't remember what happens if you're a little baby.

SPEAKER_01 26:22

Uh it says legal terms and privacy. By clicking agree, you agree to the terms of use. So I clicked it and it says Oprah, it takes you to Oprah.com. Oh my god. I wonder if they change the website every now and again.

SPEAKER_02 26:44

Jen, you gotta you gotta read a couple scroll down, you gotta read a couple of the QA's.

SPEAKER_01 26:49

Oh Jesus, this is so amazing. The internet still exists. QA question: why is everyone so obsessed about ninja ninjas? Answer. Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand, they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise. Here's another question. I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem? Answer whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean or totally awesome. Uh-huh. Right? This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off. He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty, which is braggable. There's a YouTube channel, too.

SPEAKER_02 27:41

It is a picture of a kid in a dump, it's like in a dumpster, like he like with a throwing star or something.

SPEAKER_01 27:47

Oh, but but it says, check out my YouTube channel. Do not click link if you're a diaper baby and or afraid of blowing chunks hard. Oh my god, I love them so much. Yeah, this is uh Robert Hamburger.

SPEAKER_02 28:03

Yeah, this this this is a uh this is definitely get dogs. How the this is how the you this is how the internet used to be, kids.

SPEAKER_01 28:12

Oh, that is such a beautiful thing.

SPEAKER_02 28:14

Used to be so fun. Jen, you gotta put this one in the show notes.

SPEAKER_01 28:18

I will. You know I will.

SPEAKER_02 28:19

I feel like you're probably usually when people discover this, you're probably about to show this to every person that you know.

SPEAKER_01 28:26

I think so. Yes, okay. I'm copying and pasting it. Is there any other story for this week? I mean, I think we did it. How are we gonna top real ultimate power.net? Like it's impossible. I think it's impossible.

SPEAKER_02 28:41

I I mean, I I feel like I think we're done.

SPEAKER_01 28:43

Yeah, it's imposterous.

SPEAKER_02 28:46

Yeah, it's it's in yeah, it's exactly.

SPEAKER_01 28:51

I just did I make up this word to tell another story right now.

SPEAKER_02 28:55

You would be like a little diaper baby.

SPEAKER_01 28:57

You'd be a little diaper baby, or people might blow chunks, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:01

We don't want that. We should just yeah, we should just we should just end it here.

SPEAKER_01 29:06

All right, well, have a good week, everybody. We love you. Thanks for listening. Fucking clankers, don't put telca powder on your eggs, organic or otherwise.

SPEAKER_00 29:28

Fucking clankers.